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if i had 30 bands right now...

Kylynne Zeleah

everyone in New York City is so broke but what's good about us is that we find a way and we make it happen... #Livingthedream...#Ineedtogetmyprioritiesstraight.... Bitches will sleep on their springy ass mattress in their dorm with one pillow that's flat as fuck and no mattress topper but will spend almost $400 on a haircut at DoubleQ Salon...... I'm definitely not bitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


here are some things my friends and i would buy if we had 30 bands right Now:


kylynne, 1:1, Faithful, Cunt, Freaky, Thug, Worldwide, Intelligent, Lover, Baddie, Thoughtful, Melophile, Cool, Boutabag, Beautiful, Auramaxxer, Brat, 2016, Blessed, Real


  1. HOLLYWOOD LOWBROW Studded Cowhide Cuff ($195)

    obviously to upgrade my swag duh

  2. Porta Pro® Limited Edition Rhythm Beige ($50)


4 sidequests

  1. Elevate Customs Rumba Pool Table / Solid Teak Wood ($26,900)

so i can play pool with my Bffs.... perhaps i may replace the felt top to a different pattern... who knows

  1. YUNGKOMBUCHA cake ($32)


does this even deserve an explanation like duh hello?

  1. ASICS Gel Quantum Lylia Kiko Kostadinov HG ($647)

SO BEAUTIFUL



aless, HEYTEA soldier, God's strongest warrior, Half angel/Half demon, blond asian baddie, #06, #Bellevue, #PNW, Jason Isip Core, #foggy, huzz magnet

  1. Le Labo SANTAL 26 ($87)

to set the Freak vibe...

  1. John Galt Emery Bear PJ Set ($33)

to match my Le Labo Freak Candle

  1. Watermelon Z STIIIZY 40's INFUSED PRE-ROLLS ($40)

to get #Lit

  1. Berry Chantilly Cake 8 Inch ($27)

my family always gets it for my birthday so it's just special to me, when i'm homesick i miss it so i just get a slice👅

  1. George, Gina, & Lucy bag ($135)

literally so fire aura crazy lit




  1. tattoos ($100+)


    for that part of my arm that looks empty

  2. sony alpha ZV-E1 camera ($1,898)

    because i've always liked taking pictures of things

  3. govball tix all 3 days ($339)

    because this year the lineup is SO GOOD and i love govball and my favorite artists are spread across all 3 days so i need ALL THREE TICKETS!!!

  4. paloma wool no 2345 / Zunela ($190)


    just always thought paloma wool is so pretty and i could never afford it and the day i have paloma wool in my house i know i have made it

  5. pay someone to do frankenstein level work on my childhood pillow ($5,000)

    my pillow is very sentimental to me and it has to be preserved forever because i don't know how i would react if one day she disintegrated



  6. Nads, smart, amazing, beautiful, cool, dripped, Queen



    1. Chrome Hearts Cox Ucker Glasses ($2,900)

    because they are Supa cool and i feel like it's a timeless investment

    2. 6 years of Vital Rock Climbing Gym membership ($10,800)

because i've found that climbing is a comfort activity where i am actively being productive and healthy while being able to use it as a way to unwind

3. first class plane ticket to Japan ($7,866)

because i have never been to Asia and i love 2 travelll

  1. Rimowa suitcase ($1,650)

n what else would i need on dat trip besides an Awesome suitcase?

  1. capybara wearing tabi leather ballerina flats ($5,000+$1,000)

    what's better than a capybara Wit tabi steppas?


    Cuz bih i need 30 bands right fuckin now...


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